Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least six: One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that “we shouldn’t focus on the change–only the need for light”; one to say we “don’t teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place”; one to say that “the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer”; and one to say “who cares who changed the bulb, don’t you feel the burning of the light?”
