Monthly Archives: February 2012

They’re Hee-eere!

Posted on February 28, 2012 by

“Oh my! What will we tell the children when the gays come shoving it in our faces!?” News Flash: They’re already here and always have been! But since you asked, here’s how it is done: Two years ago I was … Continue reading →

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Sacred Cows

Posted on February 25, 2012 by

News Flash: Sacred to YOU does not mean universally sacred. Does my eating beef offend the sacred sensibilities of my Hindi neighbors? Does my not taking my shoes off inside my home offend my Shinto neighbors? Does my talking about the LDS … Continue reading →

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Gaytism For the Dead

Posted on February 23, 2012 by

In light of the recent controversy over Mormons baptizing dead Jews, please do your part to gaytize dead Mormons. Click on the picture to “save” your dead Mormon relatives. *I realize this seems somewhat disrespectful of a person’s religious beliefs. That’s actually … Continue reading →

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Period Tea Education Sex Party

Posted on February 23, 2012 by

I’m confused. Don’t all moms prepare their girls for the natural process of menstruation? Do young girls in healthy relationships with their father normally inform him when she starts her first period? I suppose most Dads are completely absent from … Continue reading →

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Just Not That into You

Posted on February 16, 2012 by

Sorry, Jesus, but your followers are just not that into you. Exhibit A: Posted on my personal Facebook wall:  And here is the discussion that followed: Commentor #1  ”Love that one.” Commentor #2  ”The word rape in the context that it was … Continue reading →

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The Subtle Message of the Darkness

Posted on February 15, 2012 by

I know I’m not the only apostate who was surprised by how bright, interesting, pleasant and wonderful the world appeared the second I took a non-religious look at it. Suddenly the world was no longer a “temptation” with the next … Continue reading →

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10 Highlights of my NYC Trip and how to Maximize your NYC Trip

Posted on February 11, 2012 by

10 Ways to enjoy a vacation to to New York City 1.  Ensure your traveling companion has these qualities. Mine was/is the easiest person to travel with… (THANK YOU Permaguilt for a wonderful time!) Flexible, but not a pushover Interested … Continue reading →

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A NYC Reunion

Posted on February 10, 2012 by

My trip to New York City was easily one of the best vacations ever. I don’t know exactly what it is about that city but I feel at home there. The energy and vibe of the place just sits on … Continue reading →

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My 15 Seconds of Fame on Broadway

Posted on February 3, 2012 by

I had my Broadway debut. No lie. I’m in New York City right now and went to see a Broadway show last night… Priscilla Queen of the Desert. I can’t even begin to describe how campy, fun and joyful the … Continue reading →

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My Firstborn Son

Posted on February 1, 2012 by

Due to my own Patriarchal Blessing fiasco, I am especially fascinated by those who still believe in them. Sadly, my son does. The other day while tucking my children in at night I noticed his written blessing sitting on a … Continue reading →

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